Home Recipe: Crafting the Perfect Family

All you need is a few ingredients. Here’s my home recipe, For the perfect family. INGREDIENTS 4 cups of family 2 sprinkles of kindness A cup and a half of love A tbsp of sarcasm Two cups of grandparents A cup of family movies A tsp of disagreement And a garnish of fights DIRECTIONS First, pour four cups of the family into a medium-sized bowl. Then sprinkle in a bit of kindness and mix the dry ingredients. Next, grab another bowl a bit smaller than the other and mix in your other ingredients in this order: First, a cup and a half of love, a tbsp of sarcasm, and then mix in two cups of grandparents. Now, mix the wet ingredients with the dry ingredients. Now let that freeze in the fridge for about 30-45 minutes. Now, you can grab another bowl; this is the frosting for your cake. First, add a cup of family movie nights and put a tsp of disagreement in the oven to warm it up. Now, your cake batter should be frozen enough. Put that in the oven, too. Now wait 15 minutes, and you have the perfect family recipe! After baking your cake, you can decorate it and finish it with a garnish of fights. Not too much, or else it will cause the cake to collapse. Don’t forget to add a cup or two of pets for an additional flavour! Enjoy your family recipe while it lasts!! Family recipes are essential; if you lose them, your cake will fall and get mouldy! So take care of it.