Homeless Man

Once upon a time there was a homeless man named Hansel. He did not have any water. He did not have any wifi. All he could eat was trash. Suddenly, kidnappers took Hansel to their lair and threatened to shoot Hansel with a laser. Suddenly a super hero busted in, defeated the bad guys, destroyed the laser, blew up the lair and saved Hansel. The super hero took Hansel back to the dumpster but Hansel was still sad he did not have a home. The super hero secretly had super speed powers. Using his powers, he built Hansel a four story house. Hansel thanked the super hero and they lived happily ever after. The end.