Sue-Perman and the Evil Home Destroyer 2000

One day, sue-Perman was chilling in his lawyer cave (a cave filled with lawyers) when he got called on his totally legal phone. “SUE-PERMAN THERE IS AN EVIL HOUSE-DESTROYING ROBOT THAT IS EATING MY HOUSE AND DRINKING MY POOL PLEASE HELP I THINK IT'S HEADING TOWARDS TOWN HALL!” “Townhall!? that robot will eat the mayor!” sue-Perman thought. Sue-Perman headed towards the robot using his patented money jetpack™ As he blazed through the air he saw the terrifying monster robot, it was made of steel Its eyes and mouth looked like they were from a giant human but you could see its robot insides holding the mouth and eyes up. “SUE-PERMAN I SHALL DESTROY YOU MAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH” Sue-per man avoided the fearsome bot’s attacks and punched it with his briefcase filled with cash. The bot dodged the first punch but was knocked back by the second swing. ”YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT ME OR MY MASTER,” The giant robot screeched. “Who is your master?” sue-Perman said. “BOB THE TAX EVADER” “Oh thanks” “WAIT NO-” The bot said, fearfully. Sue-Perman prepared his MONEY NUKE™ “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” The robot cried before being vaporized by the blast. Sue-Perman looked around him, the town was destroyed! “I must help them,” Sue-Perman said. So he helped and helped and sued the ultra-rich to pay for the help. But the homes were missing something. “I KNOW ITS LOVE,” A child exclaimed. Sue-Perman scoffed,” What do you know about building a house?” The kid said “When I'm with my family and in my home, I feel loved and feel love for them, is that not what a home is? a place where you feel loved?” Sue-Perman saw the kid’s logic and agreed. They then sang and danced and stuff and they all lived probably happily ever after. Right after Bob The Tax Evader was arrested.