You keep me toasty on the most frigid winter nights
And, oh so cool on the most blazing summer days,
You are the most vibrant shade of red
It puts the brightest rose to shame,
You keep the smell of delicate handmade bagels fresh in my nose.
Even though you let all the, rodents in
And though you are cold in the den,
The best thing you do is keep my family safe,
I love you no matter what!